Things that WILL happen, if you drink coffee.

Halo Reach is out. LOCK THE DOORS. CLOSE THE BLINDS. HOT POCKETS READY.

That explains everything.

"Quickly Heraldo! Bring more bacon!!"

You've all met this guy. But you've never seen him go over the edge...

Safety not guaranteed.

The second episode of Girlchan in Paradise.

Autobot and Decepticon standing next to each other... There's bound to be some tension.